Song Parodies -> The Jihad to Destroy Barney
| Original Song Title: | "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" |
| Original Performer: | Celine Dion |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Jihad to Destroy Barney" |
| Parody Written by: | Edward Genereux |
How many of you out there hate Barney--and BJ and Baby Bop for that matter? I know I do. Fortunately, there is a group that understands called the Jihad to Destroy Barney. Accordingly, I have used the names that they use for the three dinosaur Satan lovers--B'harne, B'hee Jay and B'haby B'hop.
Stanza I.
There are nights when the Purple One's cold,
But my brethren were all murdered by him
And thereafter they were cruelly eaten!
There are days when the Purple One's cruel;
All is lost (so it seems) unless you all account
For things that happen never,
But I have seen hope on the heights above my house,
Yet the Jihad still is hidden from my sight!
Still, that purple Satan lover soon will go to meet his match!
Refrain I.
Let's burn B'harne like this,
Let's burn B'hee Jay like that,
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me!
B'haby B'hop met her match,
Magus wants his revenge,
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me!
Bridge.
(It's all coming back, it's all coming back for me now!)
There will be victories and there will be some defeats;
There will be fighting in the meadows and some infighting in streets;
We will help the Jihad's fighters
'Cos they need it more than we do to defeat
B'harne, B'harne!
Refrain II.
We set B'harne ablaze
And we made B'hee Jay aflame;
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me!
B'haby Bop is all gone,
The loyal Lyrans all fell,
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me! (2x)
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me now!
Stanza II.
There are those Hellwyrms who pollute the earth
And when they should e'er try to fall back
We fall backward even worse with gored cadavers!
There are battles when it seems all is lost;
When I spotted the Jihaddis,
Simply put, I didn't take with me my colleagues!
But we will fight back to the best of our own wits,
Even if it means that all our troops be lost!
And I see a light at tunnel's end, although 'twill ne'er occur!
(Refrain I)
Bridge, except "B'harne" is thrice repeated
(Refrain II)
If we have lost everyone,
If we have lost our great fight,
We will all soon resurrect, 'cos we're all coming back for them!
Soon the trio will die
And we'll all live in the sky
And we'll win in the end, 'cos they will not come back for us!
The One who made us will be soon coming back for us
And He'll burn B'harne soon, fore'er and e'er and e'er now!
B'harne won't come back for us now!
B'harne will burn in hell
From which he came and will go now!
Same goes for B'haby B'hop,
Who is of B'harne's soul for now!
B'hee Jay He won't forget,
'Cos He knows all for all times now!
Let us charge...
Spoken: B'harne must be destroyed; all else is irrelevant!
There are nights when the Purple One's cold,
But my brethren were all murdered by him
And thereafter they were cruelly eaten!
There are days when the Purple One's cruel;
All is lost (so it seems) unless you all account
For things that happen never,
But I have seen hope on the heights above my house,
Yet the Jihad still is hidden from my sight!
Still, that purple Satan lover soon will go to meet his match!
Refrain I.
Let's burn B'harne like this,
Let's burn B'hee Jay like that,
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me!
B'haby B'hop met her match,
Magus wants his revenge,
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me!
Bridge.
(It's all coming back, it's all coming back for me now!)
There will be victories and there will be some defeats;
There will be fighting in the meadows and some infighting in streets;
We will help the Jihad's fighters
'Cos they need it more than we do to defeat
B'harne, B'harne!
Refrain II.
We set B'harne ablaze
And we made B'hee Jay aflame;
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me!
B'haby Bop is all gone,
The loyal Lyrans all fell,
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me! (2x)
But "I love you, you love me" is all coming back for me now!
Stanza II.
There are those Hellwyrms who pollute the earth
And when they should e'er try to fall back
We fall backward even worse with gored cadavers!
There are battles when it seems all is lost;
When I spotted the Jihaddis,
Simply put, I didn't take with me my colleagues!
But we will fight back to the best of our own wits,
Even if it means that all our troops be lost!
And I see a light at tunnel's end, although 'twill ne'er occur!
(Refrain I)
Bridge, except "B'harne" is thrice repeated
(Refrain II)
If we have lost everyone,
If we have lost our great fight,
We will all soon resurrect, 'cos we're all coming back for them!
Soon the trio will die
And we'll all live in the sky
And we'll win in the end, 'cos they will not come back for us!
The One who made us will be soon coming back for us
And He'll burn B'harne soon, fore'er and e'er and e'er now!
B'harne won't come back for us now!
B'harne will burn in hell
From which he came and will go now!
Same goes for B'haby B'hop,
Who is of B'harne's soul for now!
B'hee Jay He won't forget,
'Cos He knows all for all times now!
Let us charge...
Spoken: B'harne must be destroyed; all else is irrelevant!
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