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Song Parodies -> "From The Bottom Of My Sticky Shoe"

Original Song Title:

"From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"From The Bottom Of My Sticky Shoe"

Parody Written by:

T.B. James

The Lyrics

It's probably best to listen to the original while reading this, so as to get a more accurate idea of the flow, but hey, why subject yourself to more torture? ^_^
"From The Bottom Of My Sticky Shoe"

Never look down, I said,
How was I to know where my shoe would go?
Stickiness up ahead, Empty shoe behind,
Where did it go?

And I didn't feel
Through my sole, through my heel,
The black ba- nanna peel
Did I now?
I didn't slip, though, somehow.

From the bottom of my sticky shoe,
I do believe that I just stepped in some goo,
could have been carmel corn,
could have been doggie poo,
could have been dried up sticky Mountain Dew.

From the bottom of my sticky shoe,
there's just a thing that I just know I should do,
take off my left shoe,
take off my right one too,
take a big stick and just start scraping ' the goo
from the bottom of my sticky shoe.

Doggie, I said, get away,
Stop lickin' this crap
'fore I go bleh!
Poochie could get real sick
He could almost die from just one lick!

But just like a dart,
He ran fast to Wal-mart
And I hopped in my cart
to chase him!
But the pedal stuck in! Ooh AAAHH!

From the bottom of my sticky shoe,
It's worse than gum that lots of people have chewed,
Worse than some pine tree pitch,
Like a son-of-a-gun,
Thought that I'd curse right then, now didn't you?

From the bottom of my sticky shoe,
I think it's starting to turn into some glue,
Stronger than elmer's glue,
Sronger than Blue Shoe Goo,
I could get money if I patent it soon!.
From the bottom of my sticky shoe.

I promised myself
That I wouldn't scream HELP!
But I started to yell, do the math
They got out of my path.

From the bottom of my sticky shoe,
(my sticky shoe)
I do believe that I just stepped in some goo,
(goo-ooh)
could have been carmel corn,
could have been doggie poo,
could have been dried up sticky Mountain Dew.

From the bottom of my sticky shoe,
(oo-ooh)
there's just a thing that I just know I should do,
(doo-doo)
take off my left shoe,
take off my right one too,
take a big stick and just start scraping ' the goo
from the bottom of my sticky shoe.

People look out, I yelled,
How was I to know I'd hit the snow?

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