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Song Parodies -> "Song For Ross Noble"

Original Song Title:

"Song For The Dumped"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ben Folds Five

Parody Song Title:

"Song For Ross Noble"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

So Ross wanted to be a Geordie Reet pet, howay man
I am a Geordie too
Reet pet, you fourteen

Reet pet, howay man
Reet pet, howay man
You *****
Reet pet, howay man

And don't you dare
And don't you dare tune into me Geordie Shore

Shore w***e

I'm from Sunderland
Not Teeside
I ain't Chinese, nor Greek
or either Californian

Reet pet, howay man
Reet pet, howay man
You ^^^^^
Reet pet, howay man
Reet pet, howay man
Reet pet, howay man
You ____

And don't you dare
And don't you dare listen again to Moon Safari

You %%$%$%%%g bore

So you wanted to meet Ross Noble
Geordie standup at its best
Not Sarah Millican

Reet pet, howay man
Reet pet, howay man
You ~~~~~
Reet pet

Reet pet, howay man
Reet pet, howay man
Reet pet, howay man
You """""e

And don't you dare

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