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Song Parodies -> "You Cut And Run"

Original Song Title:

"It's All Been Done"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"You Cut And Run"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

These days, when you vote Dhimmicrat, it takes about a week for buyer's remorse to set in. While Keith Ellison's supporters chant "Allahu akbar! (soon to be the new "Sieg heil!" of all the leftard terrorism' supporters), and the press desperately scrambles to cover up what a terrorist they've helped to elect, the poor, foolish Libertarians who helped spoil races for them are now beginning to realize what a band of crooks and grafters the Dhimmicrats really are. For all the sorrows of buyer's remorse, however, the real fun of this season has only just begun!
Lies of fools once caused the fall of Rome.
Your lies, you fools, will bring the war back home.
You're still wrong, I'm still right:
Though you've wimped out, terrorists fight!

Woo hoo hoo!
They all were scum;
Woo hoo hoo!
They're all still scum;
Woo hoo hoo!
Now they'll be scum--
Some more!

They heard you say you won't cut and run.
Now they hear you say you're gonna cut and run.
You go your way--to the fire;
Soon I'll see you expire...

Woo hoo hoo!
You all were scum.
Woo hoo hoo!
You're all still scum.
Woo hoo hoo!
You're always scum--
You whores!

If they give the finger here,
And throw your plans all out of gear,
And if they blow up all you whores,
I think I'll yawn and say--

"Awww!"
("You blew it!")

Woo hoo hoo!
See what you've done!
Woo hoo hoo!
See what they've done!
Woo hoo hoo!
Now you're all done--
Done for!

The girls--and boys--in some thirty-two centuries more--
Will they hear you lost us World War Four?
Can you die with a smile
Knowing I'll be safe here* a while?

Woo hoo hoo!
You all were scum!
Woo hoo hoo!
You're always scum!
Woo hoo hoo!
Soon you'll be scum...
No more!

Woo hoo hoo!
Your time has come!
Woo hoo hoo!
They'll kill you, scum!
Woo hoo hoo!
You're all so dumb--

Hoo hoo!
Well, it's been fun--
Woo hoo hoo!
But your time's done!
Woo hoo hoo!
Here comes the sun,
You whores!
*What I mean, of course, is that I'm relatively safe out here in a rural country area while most of you fools who voted for the (non-blue-dog) Dhimmicrats in your city cesspools are sitting ducks for the terrorists. No need to worry, though; I mean, shoot, who's going to miss all those tall buildings of yours anyhow when the terrorists bring them down, right?

If you think I'm kidding, it may interest you to know how eager the White Witch of the West, Ms. Nancy Pelosi herself, is eager to put John Conyers of Dearbornistan, Michigan in charge of the House Judiciary Committee, in addition to putting the aforementioned crooks and grafters (and terrorists) in charge of other sensitive positions. We've also heard from Iran and your other terrorist pals overseas how proud they are of you fools for helping them secure a great defeat for our "Great Satan" nation. Of course, all the justifications they offer for their terrorism and the way they're always pretending we did something to piss them off is just a smokescreen. The Caliphate Crazies have always vowed that someday they'd kill us all, man, woman, and child. Now the terrorists have announced their plans to attack us again. Maybe if you're all nice to them and take care to appease their every demand and to bow and scrape, they'll kill you last, huh?

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