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Song Parodies -> "As Long As You Buy Me A Drink"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As You Love Me"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"As Long As You Buy Me A Drink"

Parody Written by:

Wife of a thug

The Lyrics

Although drunken-ness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leaving my glass in your hand
Because this really freaky chick who looks like she's on crack
Asked if I wanted to dance
And how I got so drunk is still a mystery
I'm trying to figure it out
People say I'm dirty and that I am drunk
Because they know what I'm all about

I don't know who I am
Where I'm from
What I did
Oh sh*t! I'm in trouble!

Every little thing that I drank last night
Feels like it's deep within me
My head hurts and I think I'm going to throw up
But first, man, I gotta pee

I don't know who I am
Where I'm from
What I did
Oh sh*t! I'm in trouble!

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
Been throwin up and I just can't walk straight
Ain't it great!

I don't know who I am
Where I'm from
What I did
I think I'm in trouble

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 10

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 4   2
 5   3

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Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Were you out with me and Alvin Rhodes last night?? (see his entry "Wheelbarrow") :-) 555
Doodet - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that this song really really really rocks and is very funny. How did you come up with this great idea? I think that you're parodys are funny and you should make another one about drinking.

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