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Song Parodies -> "Cholesterol (is my poison)"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Cholesterol (is my poison)"

Parody Written by:

Rage Onyx

The Lyrics

It's wonderful what you can do when you're bored at work! I tried to use punctuation so you can sing along "in-time" with the original. Hope you like it !
I drool, french fries
Big shake, so nice
One bite, could kill
Big Mac, my thrill

I want some seconds but I've eaten too much (too much)
I want some pork rinds but my doc-tor tells me to stop
I wanna juicy steak with bacon and such (for lunch)
I want some gravy but cholesterol is my poison

Those li-pids running through my veins
Like poison
Fat is clogging up my veins

Prime Rib, so hot
Oat-bran, is not
My mouth, so wet
I'm starved, you bet!

Gotta eat salads 'til I'm shapely and slim (get thin)
I coulda sworn I heard a crouton calling my name
But I can't eat it til I'm slender and thin (re-sist)
I want a pizza but cholesterol is my poison

Those li-pids running through my veins
Like poison
The fats are clogging up my veins
Poison

~ instrumental break ~

One bite (one taste), could kill (could kill), rice cakes? i'm ill!

I want dessert but now I've eaten too much (too much)
I want some cheesecake but my doc-tor tells me to stop
I wanna sundae topped with sprinkles and fudge (dig in)
I want some doughnuts but cholesterol is my poison

Those lipids clogging up my veins
Like poison
I should sue the fast food chains

I want a Whopper but I've eaten too much (too much)
I want some Popeye's but my doc-tor tells me to stop
I'd go to Denny's but it costs a bit much (eat in)
I want McDonald's but cholesterol is my poison

[original starts fading out]
Liquid lard inside my veins
I should sue the fast food chains
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