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"Total Stoner"

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The Lyrics

Dope's come back.
Sometimes getting high just screws me up
too much for me too see
I know that when dope's come back
I can't help but to get high
then go get my bong my god, I'm wasted

This world can't stay still (when I'm this high)
This world can't stay still being smashed just makes me

Go. Walking down the road
I feel the screwed blood flow
Flow through my veins now
Go. Walking down the road
I feel the screwed blood flow
Flow through my veins now

So drunk now.
Sometimes the alcohol calls me
drink so that I can't see
I know I'm so drunk now
I can't help but get this drunk
I think I'll go get my bourbon mix it with beer

Now every face looks so accusing
But not when there's a bottle smashed on them
Now everyone do you know
I'm a doped up drunk?

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