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Song Parodies -> "Another Mission"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Another Mission"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Anna Mercury works for the UK MoD, using interplanetary teleportation to stop illegal arms shipments to the 9 parallel Earths circling around ours in bubble universes that form the "Constellation". Anything sent from one world to another from the original Earth will return in 28 hrs as part of a "Boomerang" effect, but organic life cannot survive this. So Anna wears an Anchor belt that keeps her on each planet and allows her superhuman abilities depending on what parallel Earth she is on. The belt is also a timer allowing Anna to perform her missions and teleport back BEFORE the Boomerang Effect comes. She can defy gravity, pass through solid objects, slow time, and mind-manipulate various peoples. Highly acrobatic, she also has a grapling line on her belt to swing through cities much like a female Spiderman! A buxom Ginger-haired beauty, Anna Louise Britton always makes in back in time...
Another mission
Anna Mercury is teleportin’
Must stop illegal shipments of weapon systems
To parallel Earths within the “Constellation”

Another mission
Anchor field gives her powers for usin’
She fights with might to uphold arms suppression
To parallel Earths within the “Constellation”

Another mission
Her new superpowers often give her away
Cause of attention
But it is just a small price she has to pay
Saves the day, Anna Louise Britton

Anna Mercury is teleportin’
Must stop illegal shipments of weapon systems
To parallel Earths within the “Constellation”
http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/annamercury_2anna.jpg http://www.comicmix.com/media/2008/06/27/_chu0215.jpg

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Pacing: 4.9
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Porfle Popnecker - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Another interesting character that I hadn't heard of before.
Rob Arndt - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle. Anna Mercury is by Warren Ellis who stopped at Part 2, issue 3. Anna is really cool and Amazon sells a Volume 1 for $19.99. The model in the second pic is Belle Chere: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3108/3196799513_347efa925b_z.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WeS8YnM325c/Tk_asXGu1GI/AAAAAAAAAfc/UR6mJ4H8ILY/s1600/Anna+Mercury_+BelleChere-500.jpg
Calmelennie - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm guessing you're at about 40 for "On The Road Again", ya serial parodist, ya .. in just two months, no less. By way of comparison, in the same time period, drawing on the 5000 tunes available in my memory vault ... I've done, ummm ... 15. I'm just not catching up to you at all, Robert
Rob Arndt - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
CML... uh, why would you want to??? Kinda baffled...?!?
Callmelennie - June 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Just making chit chat, Robert
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2012 - Report this comment
CML... NP, and this is #42 ;-D

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