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Song Parodies -> "She's Kekko Kamen"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"She's Kekko Kamen"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kekko Kamen is a Japanese female superhero that fights almost totally naked except for a red mask, scarf, gloves, and boots. She uses conventiona nunchaku and a bo staff but in the end uses her body as distraction while she launches into a Flying Crotch Attack move that suffocates her adversaries that are mostly male perverts that teach at the sadistic Sparta Academy. The Principal is a devious and perverted character that calls himself the "Toenail of Satan" and his favorite target of sexual humiliation punishment is young busty Mayumi Takahashi. All forms of teacher villains and sexual torture perverts attempt to humiliate Mayumi but Kekko Kamen always comes to the rescue. Her identity is a mystery but Mayumi once sees a girl named Chugusa Yuka showering that looks like Kekko. Only the one girl has a twin sister and they are in fact two individuals registered under one name. Seperately they are Chigusa and Yuka. The animated, non-porn, DVD for this is worth buying but not the live-action, non-porn, nude versions.
She’s Kekko Kamen
Comes to the rescue of fair young women
Sexual perversions she puts to an end
While fighting in the nude against bad men

She’s Kekko Kamen
Gives Mayumi lots of protection
From lewd punishments of humiliation
While fighting in the nude against bad men

She’s Kekko Kamen
Fights “Toenail of Satan”, Sparta Academy
Against all villains
Her “Flying crotch knock-out” is the price they pay
It‘s her way, to suffocate such men

Comes to the rescue of fair young women
Sexual perversions she puts to an end
While fighting in the nude against bad men
http://rstvideo.com/files/2007/09/kekkokamen.jpg http://images.wikia.com/gonagai/images/8/84/Kekko_Kamen.jpg

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