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Song Parodies -> "To the Boats Again"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"To the Boats Again"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Netanyahu's forecast for Iran on Tuesday! The Dolphin subs will probably fire the first salvos of cruise missiles at Iran's reactor before the airstrikes hit!
To the boats again
Nothing like our SSK Dolphins
Positioned wisely in the Mediterranean
Thank G-d for gifts from the Germans

To the boats again
Launch tubes modified for CMs
Popeye Turbo nuke tips aimed at Iran
Thank G-d for gifts from the Germans

To the boats again
Israeli election's a mere two weeks away
Play politician
Addressing Congress much to Obama's dismay
REPs have sway, approve old protections

Nothing like our SSK Dolphins
Positioned wisely in the Mediterranean
Thank G-d for gifts from the Germans
3 of the original 4 Dolphin SSK subs were given to Israel from Germany (4th was half price and the 5th was discounted)

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John Kerry - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
This has the most repugnant sentiments I have ever seen. On behalf of humanity, I give you 1s.
Benjamin Netanyahu - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
You don't know what you're talking about, war lover. Speak for yesterday's Germany, but not for Israel or for me. And don't suck up to us with that "G-d" crap. Idiot!
Dr. Strangelove - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Mein F├╝hrer, you're alive!
Old Jew - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
"3 of the original 4 Dolphin SSK subs were given to Israel from Germany (4th was half price and the 5th was discounted)"

Such a bargain! I love a bargain. Can you give me a markdown on lampshades?
Rob Arndt - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
No apologies, Germany has given the last component of a nuclear triad to Israel which is capable of first and second strike capabilities, something the US would not furnish (not even Tomahawk cruise missiles)!!! @John Kerry, give yourself 1s for being a lousy SoS that supports Obama's failed ME policies. Netanyahu meanwhile supports German arms and cooperates with Germany on joint weapons. For Dr. Strangelove, nothing is stranger than the POTUS ignoring Israel's right to exist and refusing military help while aligning himself with terror sponsor and Jew hating Iran which promises to destroy all Jews with fire (nukes). Get your head out of your ass and read a history book. And @ OJ, of course you do because Israel has ordered a 6th Dolphin!!!

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