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Song Parodies -> "Episode VII"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Episode VII"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

"Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens" debuts December 18, 2015...
Episode VII
Deak and Kira Solo are Luke-huntin'
Pursued by Inquisitors and dread Darth Revan
Sith Korriban their final destination

Episode VII
New Stormtroopers will be after them
Evil defector from Rebel Red Squadron
Attacks the Falcon in X-wing action

Episode VII
Rebels on Yavin must fight much to their dismay
Leia must lead them
Insisting that the New Republic must stand in harms way
Save the day, with help of the Bothans

Deak and Kira Solo are Luke-huntin'
Pursued by Inquisitors and dread Darth Revan
Sith Korriban their final destination
Storyline changes as Luke Skywalker is in self-imposed exile on Tattooine after killing many with a misuse of the Force. Tormented between light and darkness, several Rebels seek him out at the request of Queen Leia of the New Republic.

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Patrick - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
New life for old action figures and toy space ships. I sure hope this version is better than the second fourth episode. The first fourth episode in 1977 still remains the best.
Rob Arndt - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
J.J. Abrams has revised the SW series with more villains who are not exactly aligned with the Empire nor the New Republic. The Rebels are fighting on several fronts against Stormtroopers, Inquisitors, and Sith who number more than two at one time. Sorta like WW2 with Germany. Relationship storylines revised too. No wife or kids for Luke. He's like old Ben... a hermit, but one who is psychologically damaged.
Patrick - January 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Anakin's massacre of the creatures holding his mother as a slave was potentially the best moment of the second fourth or the second first "Star Wars", and had it been released in 1977 would have been shown blow by blow. Political correctness reduced this scene to a couple seconds of emotional drain after the fact. Just one of the many things wrong with that film. Hope the next installment is better. As I recall, Lucas originally planned for nine movies.
Rob Arndt - January 21, 2015 - Report this comment
The original SW series as envisioned by Lucas was to be 12 parts under the title "Journal of the Whills" (Mediascene Prevue, May 1980 interview).

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