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Song Parodies -> "Off The Boat Again"

Original Song Title:

"On The Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Off The Boat Again"

Parody Written by:

Plumb Bob

The Lyrics

One, two
One, two, three, four

Off the boat again.
Just can't wait to get off this boat again.
When will this cruise ship make it back to port again?
Oh, I can't wait to get back on land again.

Off the boat again.
Growin' fear this trip might never end.
Seein' things the cruise line never did intend,
and I just hope that we stay afloat till then.

Off the boat again.
Mindless gamblin' ripped me, took a load of my pay.
Nothing left to spend.
Now drifting 'cross the seas and turning sideways, and our fate...

Is looking mostly grim.
I just can't wait to get off this boat again.
The wife I love is sick and puking in the wind,
and I can't wait to get back to shore again.

Off the boat again.
Like abandoned shipmates we might drown in high waves.
Weary, retching phlegm.
Now listing on a high reef, could be our grave, and I crave...

To reach the coast again.
Just can't wait to ride on a road again.
Where I might try to shake this flu that never ends.
Oh I can't wait to get off this boat again.
No I don't think I would take a boat again.

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