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Song Parodies -> "Weightless Kate Upton"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Weightless Kate Upton"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kate's latest "zero gravity" commercial causes some controversy and her naughty bits were semi- blocked. Great ad... For what?... Who cares???
Weightless Kate Upton
Ad: zero gravity sim-u-la-tion
Flesh tone bra and panties on a body so slim
Starts men droolin’- her shape’s so damn fem-in-ine!

Weightless Kate Upton
Love to see her bendin’, parts a’ floppin’
Guys watch that commercial time-and-time again
Starts men droolin’- her shape’s so damn fem-in-ine!

Weightless Kate Upton
With lovely curves like that she can demand high pay
And so makes millions
No complaints because the guys want it that way
Are lusty, concepts are sex-driven…

Ad: zero gravity sim-u-la-tion
Flesh tone bra and panties on a body so slim
Starts men droolin’- her shape’s so damn fem-in-ine!

[Me-ouch!!!]

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Adviser - February 24, 2014 - Report this comment
You might do better typing with two hands.
KU Luver - February 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Kate Upton is a hottie of the highest magnitude!!! Adviser must be Gay ;-D
Rob Arndt - February 25, 2014 - Report this comment
To each his own, but Kate is a Goddess. Had fun writing this and if you haven't seen the commercial, you are missing out ;-)
Rob Arndt - January 08, 2016 - Report this comment
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/18/article-2562390-1B9DB73C00000578-58_964x800.jpg
Jonathan - January 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Rob I just took your link to here from your "Upchuck Hurl" parody and while I'm not big on Willie Nelson Kate Upton is another story! 5's ^ and bonus points for that pic of Kate you posted up there! "drools"

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