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Song Parodies -> "Wants a BB Gun"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Wants a BB Gun"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From "A Christmas Story." All Ralphie wants for Xmas is an official Red Ryder Carbine lever action 200 round lightening fast Ranger Model air rifle with a compass in the stock!!! No footballs ;-)
Wants a BB Gun
Red Ryder carbine with lever action
“But you’ll shoot your eye out” heard time-and-time again
Yet in Ralphie’s dreams the action never ends

Wants a BB Gun
Told Santa, his teacher, and his friends
But on his mom he probably can’t depend
Yet in Ralphie’s dreams the action never ends

Wants a BB Gun
Tore through presents, was disappointed Xmas day
What a shocking end!
But then "Pops" had one present hidden away
Made Ralphie‘s day, he got his carbine!!!

Red Ryder carbine with lever action
“But you’ll shoot your eye out” heard time-and-time again
Yet in Ralphie’s dreams the action never ends

[Oh Fudge*, I shot my eye out!!!]
* really, "Oh F-ck" :)~

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Patrick - December 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Saw a lot of parents buying guns for small children this year. .22's, even though no ammo available. .243 for deer, low recoil. All that ammo gone, too. One lady bought her young son a huge Browning trap shotgun and a Mosin-Nagant 91/30. Lucky kid.
Rob Arndt - December 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Where I live the .22 ammo is out still and people are buying those fake sporters in .22LR that look like the MP-5 SMG, SIG-551 and AR-15 rifles. I would NEVER buy any of those and aim them at anyone. No one will be fooled by that small barrel orifice and even striking someone with a .22LR round is a waste of time, lacks ME, and MV, and has no real stopping power- that's why that caliber is for utility rifles. I would consider a combat compound-cam bow with high pull and razorback heads for the arrows as more lethal. I wouldn't even trust a .22LR for shooting a rabid dog... I'd use a .40 cal pistol to do the job. Hey Patrick, have you heard of the Salamma Gun used in Iraq? It was invented by a doctor and fired flechette rounds. Was found in a house during a sweep in OIF... heard of it from US Army...

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