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Song Parodies -> "Chinese Lijian"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Chinese Lijian"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Chinese are at it again with military cyber-espionage, having stolen UAV and UCAV tech from the US and many Western powers to develop their UCAV called "Lijian." The Chinese have all aviation companies working on drone tech around the clock with a goal to surpass US drone inventory and dominate the Eastern sphere of influence and monitor and kill their own people. The West appears impotent to stop them...
Chinese Lijian*
The stealth drone design was cyber-stolen
PLA’s “Comment Crew”** steals from enemies and friends
They hit America time and time again

Chinese Lijian
UCAVs*** sought for domination
ChiComs**** sellin’ MQ***** clones for $1 million
They hit America time and time again

Chinese Lijian
Result of stolen intellectual property
Aim is 10,000******
Gaining more military knowledge day-by-day
Drones on the way, bad situation

The stealth drone design was cyber-stolen
PLA’s “Comment Crew”** steals from enemies and friends
They hit America time and time again
* Lijian means "Sharp Sword"
** "Comment Crew" is cyber-espionage company tied to the Chinese PLA (People's Liberation Army)
*** UCAVs (Unmanned Comabat Aerial Vehicles)
**** ChiComs (short for Chinese Communists)
***** MQ (short USAF designations for MQ-1 Predator and MQ-8 Reaper drones)
****** 10,000 (goal of Chinese to surpass US inventory of 7000 drones of all types)
Photo of Lijian:
http://defense-update.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sharp_sword.jpg

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