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Song Parodies -> "Congress Makes Demands"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Congress Makes Demands"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Obama as CIC blew it when he made the redline stance against WMDs in Syria and when proof was presented vowed to honor his word... but days later left the destroyers, the Western Allies, the ME Allies, Israel, and everyone waiting as he cowardly pushed off his vow to Congress to make it their problem. So what if Britain bailed? Don't need them nor anyone else to perform limited warfare for 90 days or less and still cripple Assad's military machine to the point that the Rebels can seize him or overthrown him, putting an end to not only 100,00+ lives lost, but an end to Syrian WMDs, and a return for the millions displaced. Unlike Iraq, Syria has WMDs in the form of chemical stocks. Sarin IS a WMD, is deadly, and has been proven to have been used by the Syrian Army against its own people with orders coming from the highest level of command. Assad is a tyrant butcher and needs to be eradicated.
Congress makes demands
Reviewing options for Obama’s strike plan
Lots of convincing to do before REPs and DEMs
It’s a joke- Barack’s “Redline” drawn in the sand (a year ago)

[And while we wait Assad has the upper hand]

Congress makes demands
Delay is like pushing the “pause” button
Destroyers SIT in the Mediterranean
It’s a joke- Barack’s “Redline” drawn in the sand (a year ago)

[More naval ships moving in to lend a hand]

Congress makes demands
Like Netanyahu- tough talk goes a long way
When there’s no action
Bashar Assad’s use of Sarin won’t go away
Talk was brave, from such a reckless man

[Executive Order now in the trash can]

Reviewing options for Obama’s strike plan
Lots of convincing to do before REPs and DEMs
It’s a joke- Barack’s “Redline” drawn in the sand (a year ago)

[British balked and so did the U.N.]

Russia sits back laughing under Putin…

Note: Sarin nerve gas, like Soman, and Tabun were invented by Nazi Germany. Yet Hitler never used those stocks even in the Battle of Berlin. Sarin has been used postwar by Iraq against Iran and the Kurds; by religious sect terrorists in the Tokyo Subway; and by Assad twice now in the civil war(second time with firm confirmation from various Intel).

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