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Song Parodies -> "New Project Titan"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"New Project Titan"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

LLARMS Project Titan is an attempt to go the opposite direction of milarms manufacturers that seek to lighten small arms for mobility sake. The Project Titan shroud fits securely over sniper rifle barrels and adds roughly 15 lbs to the rifle. This may seem like a disadvantage but it offers a four-fold purpose: to dampen all recoil, eliminate muzzle rise altogether, reduce barrel torque, and to completely protect the barrel with a virtually indestructable shield. This makes the rifle a much more steady fire platform as easy to operate as a standard assault rifle. The shroud also features two strong bipod legs. LLARMS intends to make shrouds of length from 18-24" and eventually fit them to assault rifles, snipers from .300W-.338LM, BMG 50s, and even .22LRs!!! A separate pistol version for Glocks and CZs is also being tested, the weighted block featuring designator and tac light incorporated with plenty of battery space! No prices listed yet b/c the shrouds will not go on slae until the 3rd quarter of 2013 or later.
New Project Titan
Barrel shroud makes rifles look like cannons
It recoil dampens, offers barrel protection
And of course, muzzle rise elimination

New Project Titan
In 18-24” versions
Perfect for weighted, stable, fire suppression
And of course, muzzle rise elimination

New project Titan
Sniper rifle conversions done the easy way
Two thumbscrews to tend
Weighted shroud pays off with an accuracy gain
All-terrain, heavy bipod traction

Barrel shroud makes rifles look like cannons
It recoil dampens, offers barrel protection
And of course, muzzle rise elimination

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Roy Feddon - July 17, 2013 - Report this comment
that looks like something out of a sci-fi B-movie. i guess you'd have to take the shroud off after use just to carry the extra 15 lbs while shouldering the .308 rifle. unless i was a sniper grunt i wouldn't buy one for hunting, especially in Virginia
Rob Arndt - July 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Not a problem for the military .308s or .338LMs due to railed carry handles fro optic combos... I suppose...

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