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Song Parodies -> "Love Those Wild Women"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Love Those Wild Women"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For JAB and AFW :)
Love those wild women
Hard to resist their lap and pole dancin’
Five hundred bucks and we’re makin’ out in my Benz
No Cialis nor Viagra prescriptions!!!

Love those wild women
Goin’ to strip clubs and evil dens of sin
Sometimes a "chick" might turn out to be a man (!)
No Cialis nor Viagra prescriptions!!!

Love those wild women
They go crazy just as long as you can pay
They’re my new best friends
Willing to do freak fantasies or cosplay
T & A, is in my face again

Hard to resist their lap and pole dancin’
Five hundred bucks and we’re makin’ out in my Benz
No Cialis nor Viagra prescriptions!!!

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Patrick - July 16, 2013 - Report this comment
I've had a couple of friends tell me over the years that they had picked up "women" while drinking, only to find out their would be one night stands were more "endowed" than they were. A dangerous game to play for both parties.
Rob Arndt - July 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Have worked with a lot of Gay people since the 1980s. I live in Cali, so this is no big deal and none of them ever bothered me in the slightest. Never drank and picked-up club girls but met girls in casinos in Nv. Had a she-male experience in my younger days and do not regret it. It was an experiment and not a lifestyle change just as Mile High was and other kink adventures over time. The parody above is just a quickie topical choice and does not necessarily represent anything about my life nor sexual preferences. I have found that most "normal" people get their freak on in a variety of ways ;-)

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