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Song Parodies -> "Lone Ranger's Best Friend"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Lone Ranger's Best Friend"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

7/03/13. Disney's highly-anticipated "Lone Ranger" reboot debuts with a very different Tonto (played by Depp) that is not the old stereotypical white man's side-kick, but a Native American equal who not only saves Reid's life but resurrects him and guides him spiritually as he assumes the identity of "The Masked Man of the Plains". Tonto is both shaman and warrior here, even a horse-whisperer to Reid's Silver! To take down Cavendish and his wicked men, Tonto advises Reid to not merely seek revenge but to focus on overcoming evil through a heart of justice for all.
Lone Ranger’s best friend
New Tonto looks more like a strange shaman
He saves Reid’s life and guides him through his just revenge
Helps “Masked Man” take down Cavendish’s men

Lone Ranger’s best friend
Blood of dead Rangers must be avenged
Tonto by Reid’s side time and time again
Helps “Masked Man” take down Cavendish’s men

Lone Ranger’s best friend
Partner, not a side-kick, makes the journey
Against evil men
Insisting that Reid play it the native way
Seek his way, through his resurrection

New Tonto looks more like a strange shaman
He saves Reid’s life and guides him through his just revenge
Helps “Masked Man” take down Cavendish’s men
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