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Song Parodies -> "Trump!"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Trump!"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

TRUMP!

I mouth off! And I don’t like the brown
I like to tweet. I am the smartest in town
I got dough, baby, Art of the Deal
I got a roll from my lunches, my McDonalds meal
Ah, can’t you see grandstanding here
They got my back, the governmental machine
I am the worst that press has seen
Ah, I am ever so mean!

Yes, He is called Trump (Trump)
Causing’ Hell Trump
The unsteady ass Trump (Trump)
Deepest well Trump

Ow, oh, screw you!
Who tweets that?
Maybe I did sin
I like a few ho’s
When you’re rich they all let you in
When you see me demanding here
I dish out flack against the left wing machine
Ah, I am ever so mean!

Yes, He is called Trump (Trump)
Causing’ Hell Trump
The unsteady ass Trump (Trump)
Deepest well Trump

Trump!
Trump!!
Trump!!


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Auntie Trohl - January 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Causing hell and causing "Heil!"
Matthias - January 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Love it! Great Trump rant but shouldn't it be "Yes, I am called Trump" since it's all in the 1st person perspective?
Rick Duncan - January 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes Matthias, you are right. Wrote it very fast
2Eagle - January 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Good bashin' - keep 'em coming. He won't do America any good.
Jeff Reuben - January 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Funny stuff...the McDonalds line was epic :)

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