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Song Parodies -> "Cover Fee"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Cover Fee"

Parody Written by:

Shattered Dreams

The Lyrics

This happened to me the other day. They made me pay a cover fee for borrowing the key to the washroom. Stupid.
I don't think I can let you and you know why
You just seem to take the key and say good bye.
All I know is when you take it then go to pee,
You never seem to bring the key right back to me.

(Just pay the)
Cover fee and you'll be alright,
The bathroom is locked really really tight.
(But if you)
Won't pay fee I can guarantee,
You won't be taking that big big pee.

I'm not worried 'bout your bladder control,
Cause as long as no one knows then nobody will "go."
You can really taste it and I'm well aware,
Because I can start to smell it all they way over there.

(Just pay the)
Cover fee and you'll be alright,
The bathroom is locked really really tight.
(But if you)
Won't pay fee I can guarantee,
You won't be taking that big big pee.

You won't give me money and you can't give me the sky,
You won't get the key, and i don't lie.
I'm not the reason that your kidneys blew,
Hey, you'll be alright if no one sees you.

(Just pay the)
Cover fee and you'll be alright,
The bathroom is locked really really tight.
(But if you)
Won't pay fee I can guarantee,
You won't be taking that big big pee.

I don't think I can let you and you know why
You just seem to take the key and say good bye.
All I know is when you take it then go to pee,
You never seem to bring the key right back to me.

(Just pay the)
Cover fee and you'll be alright,
The bathroom is locked really really tight.
(But if you)
Won't pay fee I can guarantee,
You won't be taking that big big pee. (x2)

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bbbb - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Excuse me sir, but the original song came out in the 2000s, not 80s.
IG - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Bbbb, a lot of songs that are parodied here are misplaced in the wrong decade. :(
bbbb - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I am highly aware of that, IG, since I have been a regular visitor to this site for almost 3 years now. But I feel that it would make things much easier , especially for reference purposes, if the paroides were properly labeld.
Shattered Dreams - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Oops! I was working on a parody for a different song from the 80s then I switched to this one and never changed it. Thanks for pointing out my mistake though. :)

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