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Song Parodies -> "Waa-Waa Whine"

Original Song Title:

"Red, Red Wine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

UB40

Parody Song Title:

"Waa-Waa Whine"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Sick of hearing people whining all the time? Just sing them this song!
"Waa-Waa" Whine
Bit moldy bread
You're so upset, "I'll die!
This bun was gross!"

"Waa-Waa" Whine
You lost at Clue
Became unglued and cussed
"Board games all blow!"
"Cheated! I know!"

You've got corn...
Intertwined...
In your gums and so you're red
When your thong's
Riding high
Your butt stings and now you fret

"Waa-Waa" Whine
Always so peeved
Although you're full-grown
Those tantrums will start
You diva star

Heard you mourn over limes
Since your brew's not served with them
"It's all wrong! In a bind
Since my drink now tastes like sh*t!"

"Waa-Waa" whine
Constantly scream
Letting out steam you'll groan
"You just dissed my art!
I worked so hard!"

"Waa-Waa" whine
Just fell in mud like a swine
You keep on sobbing, Rubbing your eyes

"Waa-Waa" whine
Bikini's covered in sand
I hear you hoot and holler while you're trying to tan

"Waa-Waa" whine
Embarassed by your ol' dad
Tells your crush some corny joke because he thinks he's rad

"Waa-Waa" whine
You think cops have no spines
And start going bonkers when you get a fine

"Waa-Waa" whine
You hear the telephone ring
Answer the thing, Telemarketers speak

"Waa-Waa" whine
When your car's crapped on my doves
It's so disgusting and that bird poop you will scrub

"Waa-Waa" whine
You grabbed a bad shopping cart
Squeaks like a fart when you're at Wal-Mart

"Waa-Waa" whine
Dirty laundry piles
"Waa-Waa" whine
Washing it takes awhile, Damn

Grew out of a size and there's tears in your eyes
Didn't win the prize and I'm hearing your cries
Sick of your whines, I'm kinda getting quite annoyed
And so I'll avoid you like hemorrhoids

"Waa-Waa" whine
When you spill your beer stein
That's a party foul, Soaked in that brine
It's not Coke, It's Yingling, You dope
Heard you grumble since it saturates your coat

"Waa-Waa" whine
You got burnt by your soup
Swallowed a scoop and I saw your mouth droop

"Waa-Waa" whine
Squeezed a grapefruit in your eye
Temporary blind, You lost your mind

"Waa-Waa" whine
You tripped on your shoelace twine
You cut up your knee, I saw you slide
Busted behind
Causing a fuss
As you oozed pus

When you're out to dine and you spend your last dime
Homework is assigned and you can't go out tonight
Sick of your whines, You whine louder than canines
Your date who's a bovine looked hot online

"Waa-Waa" whine
The kitchen's full of grime
Your maid should be fired for doing this crime
There's egg yolk on your new cloak
You'll cause drama since you loved to go and gloat

"Waa-Waa" whine
It's cold and you can't find gloves
Now you are freezing like a polar bear cub

"Waa-Waa" whine
The store just declined your card
Your teeth are barred since now it's in shards

"Waa-Waa" whine
They messed up at Burger King
No onion rings although you ordered those things

"Waa-Waa" whine
Deleted your file
You can't find all those notes you compiled, damn

"Waa-Waa" whine
You're squeezed on an airline
And brats keep crying, You lose your mind

"Waa-Waa" whine
You can't open that can
And you can't stop your hunger although you have SPAM

"Waa-Waa" whine
Stomp your feet when you're mad
And your top's about to blow
Since you flunked in Math

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
It felt almost like extra verses, but who am I to... complain... 555 Snickers for you and everyone around.
Matthias - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
I played it against the original song and it's right. It's just a long, long, long and repetitive song.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Wha? Agree long,long,long
John Lomain - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Who knew the song was so long? Anyway I won't whine about this, 5's
Peter Andersson - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
It is a long song. I know that I can trust your pacing more than enough even on these non-comp submissions so I kinda allowed myselft to get a little sidetracked by something happening on another screen. Got back in to read/catch up some thirty seconds later, probably not in the right line though.

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