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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Glock"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Glock"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For my brother who loves Glocks AND Twisted Sister!!!
I wanna Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
I want to Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)

Aus-tri-an Army
Well, all I gotta say is that over time it's gained true fame
Oh, so new (New)
17 to 32*...

In that Poly-frame
Well, all I gotta say is that it's not in-vis-i-ble to X-rays
Some thought so (NO!)
NO! Oh, hell no!!!

So if you ask me why I like the design of this gun
I can point out all the fantastic gun reviews

I wanna Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
I want to Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)

It's light and compact
Used like nothing else with PDs and Armies all around the world
Usage grows (Grows)
It just grows, grows, grows

Calibers up
9 and 10 (mm), .380, .40 cal, and .45 ACP
Bullets flow (Flow)
Shooting down foes. Foes, foes, foes!!!

Quite impressive, life or death this pistol's for me
I'd even buy one that was slight-ly used

I wanna Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
I want to Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)

I wanna Glock (Glock)
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Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
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I wanna Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
I want to Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)

I wanna Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
I wanna Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
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I wanna Glock (Glock)
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I wanna Glock (Glock)
Glock (Glock)
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No new SIG-320 for me...
* There are higher Glock Models, just used 32 to rhyme

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Jonathan - October 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Rock Around The Glock Tonight! 455
Rob Arndt - October 28, 2014 - Report this comment
You should do that one Jon! Thanks :)
Patrick - October 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Thought I found a bargain on a .45 last week. Turned out to be a .45 GAP. Only about 20 rounds in the whole store, at $1.50 each. There was more .32 rimfire ammo at this weekend's gun show than .45 GAP. An answer to a question no one asked.
Rob Arndt - October 28, 2014 - Report this comment
The Glock 37 is .45 GAP while the new 41 is .45 ACP. The Glock 42 is compact .380. I favor .40 S&W ammo. Glock and SIG are Ok, but HK and Walther rule IMHO.

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