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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Rock (The Pet Rock Tribute)"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Rock (The Pet Rock Tribute)"

Parody Written by:

Airrider

The Lyrics

Teacher: *groan* Okay, so you've tried to keep a dog, a cat, a fish, a lizard, a...frog...several birds...all of them dying within a week. You need this bio project...what the hell kind of pet do we have left...?
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)

Killed my pets you say,
Well all i got to say to you this time, see now it's different, now it's, "no!" (NO!)
Not this time around!
Say I'm inhumane
Well, all i got to say to you when you say this pet'll die, I say, "no!" (NO!)
No, not anymore!
So, if you ask me what the pet is that I have now
There's only one thing that you gotta know

I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)

There's a feelin' that
I could keep this alive and it's the one thing' in the world
I won't make die! (DIE!)
Die die, die die, die!
This thing's my last hope
I've waited for so long so I could keep a kinda thing I won't make die! (DIE!)
Die die, die die, die!
When it's like this I feel like even I can't screw up
There's nothin' else that I would rather own

I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)

I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock!

*IDIOTICALLY LONG GUITAR SOLO!!!*

I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)

I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock! (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
Rock (ROCK!)
I want a rock!

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