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Song Parodies -> "We're Not Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"We're Not Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

We're not constipated
So are we constipated?
We're not constipated,even though

You have the right to choose and
There's still no way to lose it
You love to hide in a bathroom stall
Some substitute teacher wants you
To challenge in a fight,this is true
In an art class,what a free for all

We're not constipated
So are we constipated?
We're not constipated,even though

That P.E. class you're ditching
Your goals are worth neverending
Put your mask on and hide your identity
The gym teacher's evil and potent
Wearing glasses from his own parents
He didn't have his own,he's an enemy

No...no...not cool (wrong)
Just crude (wrong)
So cruel (wrong)
That's rude (wrong)

We're not constipated
So are we constipated?
We're not constipated,even though

We're not constipated
So are we constipated?
We're not constipated,even though
Not fair!

No...no...not cool (wrong)
Just crude (wrong)
So cruel (wrong)
That's rude (wrong)

We're not constipated
So are we constipated?
We're not constipated,even though

We're not constipated (So?)
So are we constipated?
We're not constipated,even though

Go hide in a restroom
We're not constipated
Come on
So,are we constipated?
You're still worthless,I think
We're not constipated,even though
Evil substitute teacher!
We're not constipated
Jump right in!
So,are we constipated?
Though you are insulting
We're not constipated,even though

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Pacing: 1.4
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 1.6

Total Votes: 5

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Angry Constipated Man - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What the...uuungh...heck is with this...aargghh...song? Substitute teachers fighting in art class? PE teachers...uungh, errrrr....wearing glasses from his parents? What does it all mean? How does all that bull-...ooooraaawh...relate to constipation? I think your intelligence is...mmmmraaa...is constipated! If you'll excuse me, I must get back to...errr, rraaww, uuungh...business.
white trash - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
ugh this song is horrible i hope my parody of this song wont get a bad score like this

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