-> "She Risks the Fangs of Count Dracula"
Original Song Title:
"Africa"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"She Risks the Fangs of Count Dracula"
The Lyrics
She hears the bats echoing tonight
But she fears only warnings of some un-dead confrontation
She's wearing her stringed garlic tight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide her towards her mission
She stops an old man along the way
Hoping to buy some old medieval curse or ancient remedies
He turns to her and flings his cape. "Buffy girl, I've been waiting long for you"
[Chorus:]
It's Buffy's fate in life to slay evil ways for you
Need something like a wooden steak or more to render dude
She risks the fangs of Count Dracula
Buffy takes the time to skew vampires we always had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
She knows what she must do is right
Sure as ole Transylvania rises so ominous above the dire setting
She seeks to purge what creeps at night, frightened of the night that
she's succumbs
[Repeat chorus]
[Instrumental break]
Buffy girl, he's chasing after you
[Repeat chorus]
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