Alex Polier:
I thought I might go out for a bite
Grab a beer at the "Wispered Word", meet some nice politician

John Kerry:
The ball and chain's out for the night
I've got some time to cruise the bars
And find a chick who's willin'

Alex Polier:
I saw an old man along the way
Gazing upon my long attractive legs
And nubile mammaries

John Kerry:
She smiled at me as if to say
Hurry John, they're waiting here for you.

Alex Polier:
It's gonna take a lot to hush my affair with you

John Kerry:
I'll let you have a hundred thousand bucks, if that'll do.
Now take a plane down to Africa
If you talk with "Time" before November I'll be maaaad


mac195:
Republicans cry out with delight
As they've grown restless hoping for some dirt to fling at Kerry
Few men of power can do what's right
Sure as Marylin Monroe
Saved her best performance for John F. Kennedy
So what's the score, what secrets lie?
Did he pay her off and make her run?


Matt Drudge:
The Senator's a cad he's not fit to run a zoo
Tail chaser, he's as bad as Clinton, Northeast liberal too
A dress is stained down in Africa
Kick his cad behind and throw him off the Hill, he's baaaad
Ooo Ooo

(musical interlude)

Presidential aspirations through?

Alex Polier:
It's gonna take a lot to hush my affair with you

John Kerry:
I'll let you have a hundred thousand bucks, if that'll do.

She took a plane down to Africa
A dress is stained down in Africa
A dress is stained down in Africa
A dress is stained down in Africa
A dress is stained down in Africa
And if she talks with "Time" before November he'll be saaaad
Boo hoo