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Song Parodies -> "Dennis Miller's Concubine"

Original Song Title:

"Africa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toto

Parody Song Title:

"Dennis Miller's Concubine"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Alright ladies, here is some soft-core porn. The music starts, the sun sets over the ocean...............
I come home from school one day,
My mother tells me that he lost me in a poker game.
She tells me I am to be,
With a well-known comedian with lots of money.
She drives me to the docks the next day,
I see a big fancy boat with lots of luxuries.
I saw him in front of the boat,
Wearing a bathrobe and a rose!

Gonna take some time to get used to this,
There have been only a few cases of this,
I am Dennis Miller's concubine,
This is the best deal a fifteen year-old girl can ever have!

The boat sets sail that day,
As he takes me into a room to talk with me.
He starts to get me prepared,
And he leads me to this fancy bedroom.
I lie down scared to death,
Frightened of his enormous wang!

Gonna take some time to get used to this,
There have only been a few cases of this,
I am Dennis Miller's concubine,
This is the best deal a fifteen year-old girl can ever have!

(Bridge plays. In the meanwhile, the press and his wife and kids try to get the two of them back on shore. It does not work, they remain together for the rest of their lives!)

The best deal a fifteen-year old girl can ever have!

Gonna take some time to get used to this,
There have only been a few cases of this,
I am Dennis Miller's concubine,
I am Dennis Miller's concubine,
I am Dennis Miller's concubine,
I am Dennis Miller's concubine,
I am Dennis Miller's concubine,
This is the best deal a fifteen-year old girl can ever have!
OH MY!*
*This story is entirely fictional. None of this ever really happened;)

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