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Song Parodies -> "Ren and Stimpy's Worst Case Scenario Song"

Original Song Title:

"Africa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toto

Parody Song Title:

"Ren and Stimpy's Worst Case Scenario Song"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is based on the episode where Ren and Stimpy go on a journey in Canada sometime in the 1860s as the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen. I know R and S sing their own Yaksmen anthem, but I thought it would be cool if they would also sing this anthem.
***Stimpy***:

We are all traveling day and night
From north to south in this country to complete our expedition
I guess it's gonna really bite
Putting up with venomous snakes that might kill us all with poison
When it comes to the middle of the day,
We end up seeing vultures soaring above and we see killer bees
Most of all, we swear that one day, we will stake our claim and we'll be pleased


***Ren and Stimpy***:
It's gonna take a long time to establish history
Sometimes, we go through hell, and other times, we're free
We're the kilted Yaksmen in Canada
We will save the future to spread a lot of fame and glory

***Ren***:

The giant bats fly out every night
While we sleep, those motherf**king bats shit all over us
Our yaks we ride on may be right
Sometimes, they do not come to their senses because they often choose to yell and cus
The weather's so f**king crazy in this world, and we end up smearing blood and pus

***Ren and Stimpy***:
It's gonna take a long time to establish history
Sometimes, we go through hell, and other times, we're free
We're the kilted Yaksmen in Canada
We will save the future to spread a lot of fame and glory

(Instrumental break)

***Ren and Stimpy***:
We don't care if we get really f**ked

It's gonna take a long time to establish history
Sometimes, we go through hell, and other times, we're free
We're the kilted Yaksmen in Canada, We're in a lot of pain in Canada
It's a dangerous world in Canada, with bee stings and snake poison in Canada
With bad-ass carnivores in Canada
But we'll save the future to spread a lot of fame and glory

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Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Happy Happy Joy Joy! You eeediottt! Pleased to meet another Ren and Stimpy fan...and a worthy parodist to boot! ;D

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