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Song Parodies -> "Voting Booth"

Original Song Title:

"Africa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toto

Parody Song Title:

"Voting Booth"

Parody Written by:

Joe Haynes

The Lyrics

Self explanatory- I slam both Crats and Bush-Bots.
I hear the Dems crying out tonight
As George Bush vetoes another one of their entitlements
What they want’s not morally right
Buying votes and pandering to your lack of motivation

I stopped John Edwards along the way
Hoping to find out where he’d gotten that sweet and awesome haircut.
He turned to me as if to say
Leave me boy I’m much too rich for you

There’s not a chance I’d ever vote for Hillary
I’m equally unimpressed with Giulliani
Don’t leave your brains outside the voting booth
Gonna take some years to elect a Libertarian

The GOP is putting up a fight
Refusing to acknowledge they’re no longer Conservative
I know that I must vote for who’s right
The one who’ll protect my rights as written in the Constitution
I seem to know that deep inside
That Ron Paul’s only one

It’s gonna take a lot to vote for Romney
He wants to control what I put into my body
Don’t leave your brain outside the voting booth
Gonna take some time to elect a Libertarian

Instrumental

“Leave me boy I’m much to rich for you”

It’s gonna take a lot to vote for Hillary
She’s someone that hates the military
Don’t leave your brains outside the voting booth.
Don’t leave your brains outside the voting booth.
Don’t leave your brains outside the voting booth.
Don’t leave your brains outside the voting booth.
Don’t leave your brains outside the voting booth.
Gonna take some time to elect a Libertarian





http://joehaynes.blogspot.com

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John Jenkins - October 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Well put, Joe. I agree with your conclusions, and in the past, I have voted Libertarian more than I have voted Republican; but it does get frustrating when Libertarians continue to pull 1% of th total votes. I did vote for Ron Paul in 1988, but I don't think he is correct on terror this time around.

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