I hear that voice echoing in my head.
That annoying Gungan just fills me with dread.
He ruins every scene he's in.
Oh how I wished that Qui Gon had left that thing behind.

Did Lucas really approve of THAT THING?
I'm hoping I can find my ticket and get a refund.
I'd like to turn to Lucas and say, "Just what were you thinking of!?"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me in to see the sequel.
Perhaps you could have Jar Jar roasting on a fiery pit.
I'd capture frame that for my desktop.
Whatever you do, just don't say he's Anakin's father.

Star Wars fans cry out in the night.
As they grow restless for some decent storytelling.
Lucas, you have to do what is right.
Erase Jar Jar and that could be your special edition.
You just ask any of your fans, that freakish thing really must go away.

It's gonna take a lot to drag me in to see the sequel.
Perhaps you could have Jar Jar roasting on a fiery pit.
I'd capture frame that for my desktop.
Whatever you do, just don't say he's Anakin's father.

Hurry Lucas, we're waiting just for you.

It's gonna take a lot to drag me in to see the sequel.
Perhaps you could have Jar Jar roasting on a fiery pit.
I'd capture frame that for my desktop.
I'd capture frame that for my desktop.
I'd capture frame that for my desktop.
I'd capture frame that for my desktop.
I'd capture frame that for my desktop.
Whatever you do, just don't say he's Anakin's father.

Kim West