Song Parodies -> The Testicular Discomfort Song
| Original Song Title: | "Yer So Bad" |
| Original Performer: | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Testicular Discomfort Song" |
| Parody Written by: | MrMacphisto |
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Uuhh
I blistered my buddies
When I got lucky
Now I don't know if they work
When held with fingers
Pain always lingers
Sack feels like it's gonna burst
But watch, please, baby
I need you to shave me
--Chorus--
Ooh... sore gonads
The worst pain I ever had
And it hurts so bad
Sore gonads
I played ball in Dublin
Pants started rubbin'
Rugby in tight jeans: it hurts
Fell into somethin'
Swelled up like pumpkins
I'll need some pants made by Nerf
But watch, please, baby
I have bruised my testes
(Chorus)
Ugh!
Ooh, but stop, please, baby
I can't ooze love gravy
(Chorus 2x)
Uuhh
I blistered my buddies
When I got lucky
Now I don't know if they work
When held with fingers
Pain always lingers
Sack feels like it's gonna burst
But watch, please, baby
I need you to shave me
--Chorus--
Ooh... sore gonads
The worst pain I ever had
And it hurts so bad
Sore gonads
I played ball in Dublin
Pants started rubbin'
Rugby in tight jeans: it hurts
Fell into somethin'
Swelled up like pumpkins
I'll need some pants made by Nerf
But watch, please, baby
I have bruised my testes
(Chorus)
Ugh!
Ooh, but stop, please, baby
I can't ooze love gravy
(Chorus 2x)
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painfully funny...5s
Thanks, Alvin... :)
So many horrifying possibilities. Nicely done.
Thanks, Scathe... This was a fun one to do. I'll have to check out your stuff....
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