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Song Parodies -> "The Testicular Discomfort Song"

Original Song Title:

"Yer So Bad"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"The Testicular Discomfort Song"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

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Uuhh

I blistered my buddies
When I got lucky
Now I don't know if they work
When held with fingers
Pain always lingers
Sack feels like it's gonna burst

But watch, please, baby
I need you to shave me

--Chorus--
Ooh... sore gonads
The worst pain I ever had
And it hurts so bad
Sore gonads

I played ball in Dublin
Pants started rubbin'
Rugby in tight jeans: it hurts
Fell into somethin'
Swelled up like pumpkins
I'll need some pants made by Nerf

But watch, please, baby
I have bruised my testes

(Chorus)

Ugh!

Ooh, but stop, please, baby
I can't ooze love gravy

(Chorus 2x)

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alvin rhodes - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
painfully funny...5s
MrMacphisto - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin... :)
Scathe - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
So many horrifying possibilities. Nicely done.
MrMacphisto - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Scathe... This was a fun one to do. I'll have to check out your stuff....

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