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Song Parodies -> "Mis-aiming the Bowl in the Loo"

Original Song Title:

"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

Original Performer:

Tom Lehrer

Parody Song Title:

"Mis-aiming the Bowl in the Loo"

Parody Written by:

Composer-Conductor

The Lyrics

Visit Singapore's loo and you'll puke. As if somebody dropped a nuke. Of shit and pee. You'd better flee. Singapore is notorious. For those smelly food centre toilets. People nowadays are too inconsiderate. They pee before they aim. So that floor's yuckky and wet. Obviously the smell will be bad. Some words to take note of: Makan: Malay word for 'eat' Boh-chup: means heck care
Lunch is here, a yummy lunch is here
Life is makan and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the day is lunch break
To the hawker centre we make
But after lunch there's something we have to do
To do our business in the stinking loo

All the men seem in tune
On this hot afternoon
When they can't shoot into the urinals
The strong afternoon heat
Makes pee stink like meat
'Cause they can't shoot into the urinals

These people just have no sense of consideration
They even let their kiddie pee into the washbasins!
They think it's all right
The urinals' too high
When they can't shoot into the urinals
La la, dum de da da da doo deedeedee

They've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety
Shit! I washed my hand in that sink before I eat
I call it impiety and lack of propriety
People nowadays really boh-chup these and that
Even if the government does something
They'll still pee anywhere like mad!

So if it's possible,
You little boys and girls
And we'll watch people peeing on the floor
And maybe we'll step
On a puddle or two
When people fail to aim in urinals

We'll take a look at the shit and pee on the toilets
You'll begin to puke even before you can get out
Our brains will be screaming daylight murder as we run out
Of the stinking toilet
So that's all for today,
Just aim properly into the loo

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