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Song Parodies -> "I'm Your Carlos Danger"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Your Private Dancer"

Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Your Carlos Danger"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Creepers delight...
Carlos Danger
Sung to the tune Private Dancer
by Tina Turner

Pervy men in online places
All pathetic, all the same
Selfies don't show their faces
They all use phony names

It's a different kind of human
Their own kink - a beck and call
They're always chasing that honey
Oh the mighty how they'll fall

I'm your Carlos Danger
And you'll be my honey
I've taken this selfie for you
I'm your Carlos Danger
And you'll be my honey
In only a minute I'm through

I'm gonna make you scream and holler
You'll live your dreams out yes you'll see
I'm a husband with some children
Yet I've got this twisted fantasy

I come back to these dark places
And pretend it's just a game
Try to hide all the traces
But I'm not racked with shame

'Cause I'm Carlos Danger
And you'll be my honey
I've taken this selfie for you
I'm your Carlos Danger
And you'll be my honey
In only a minute I'm through

Bite marks, I'll holler
Yes hiking up your dress will do nicely, thank you
Getting hot under the collar
Tell me - how I want to see you do it all with a friend

I'm your Carlos Danger
And you'll be my honey
I've taken this selfie for you
I'm your Carlos Danger
And you'll be my honey
In only a minute I'm through
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