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Song Parodies -> "Wear Gloves Or You'll Freeze To Death"

Original Song Title:

"What's Love Got To Do With It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Wear Gloves Or You'll Freeze To Death"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Song 2 of my 12 songs of Christmas! Based on that one scene from A Christmas Story! "I can't put my arms down!"
It's cold out there Dan
So put these on your hands
And you'll stay intact
In the cold winter chill
Your fingers are curled
When they freeze they'll snap

An icicle
Without gloves of wool
When there's snow on the floor
You must wear more than that

Oh... Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Wear gloves or you'll be a walking ice cube
Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Also a coat and some boots would be helpful

Dressed till you can't move
With these layers on you
See you wobbling
There's no fire that's blazed
There in the fireplace
You must dress warmly

There's no shame in it
Wear bright pink mittens
Cause it's the winter season
Go sip some hot tea

Oh... Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Wear gloves or you'll be a living snowman
Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Throw on long johns and a hat while you're at it
Oooh...

Your objections lead to my frustration
The cold is insane
Too much clothing cuts off circulation
Use earmuffs and don't complain

Oh... Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Wear gloves cause outside it's like a freezer
Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Also a scarf and a ski mask's important

Oh... Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Wear gloves cause outside there is a blizzard
Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Sport a headband and a shawl for good measure

Oh... Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Wear gloves cause outside I saw a penguin
Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Shove on thick socks and snow pants or you'll be doomed

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Onslaught - November 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Second day of Christmas we get a pair of gloves. 5 fingers and 5 fingers, 5s all around
Jonathan - November 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I didn't wear my gloves outside in the cold... you have no idea how hard it was to type this comment without fingers... 5's

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