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Song Parodies -> "Simply the Worst"

Original Song Title:

"(Simply) The Best"

Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Simply the Worst"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

As an Ohio State and Notre Dame fan, I am simply tired of hearing how good Alabama supposedly is and of SEC dominance (if last year's national title game is any indication). Every time I try to say something along the lines of Alabama is overrated SEC fans give me crap. They're simply the worst - as this parody puts it.
They shut up only when they lose, it's so frustrating
The SEC, God knows they are overrated
Oh I post on forums, how I want Bama to lose
Give me a lifetime of bullcrap and lies and lots of falsehoods
Speak a language only Southerners understand
Oh, I can't stand it
I've had enough of this sh*t, baby

They're simply the worst, worse than eating liverwurst
They're worse than anyone, anyone that I coerced
I want them to stop, 'cause Ohio State is the best
They will win yes, yes baby, put that old streak to rest

I've proposed a new rule, to end single conference dominance
Ban leagues from winning consecutive championships
And they do not like it not one bit
I need help from the government

They're simply the worst, worse than eating liverwurst
They're worse than anyone, anyone that I coerced
I want them to stop, 'cause Ohio State is the best
They will win yes, yes baby, put that old streak to rest

Each time Bama wins I start losing control
Of my feelings, my emotions, and my soul
I can hear them even while I sleep
I am just in too depp

Ooh they're the worst (woo), worse than eating liverwurst
They're worse than anyone, anyone that I coerced
I want them to stop, 'cause Ohio State is the best
They will win yes, yes baby, put that old streak to rest
Oooh they're the worst!

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Brutus Buckeye - January 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I am an alumnus of Ohio State and your parody gets an A+! BRAVO.GO BUCKS! BEAT MICHIGAN. OSU = NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE WILL WE WLL ROCK YOU!

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