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Song Parodies -> "Forget Her, Your Ex"

Original Song Title:

"You Better You Bet"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Forget Her, Your Ex"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

I liked "Twilight" before it became obnoxiously popular. So here's a song I wrote. This is actually a story about a boy who got dumped by his girlfriend because the girl wanted a boyfriend more like Robert Pattinson. So the newly single boy calls one of his best girl friends for some comforting, and they eventually fall in love with each other. The ex comes back and begs for forgiveness, and she is forgiven, but the boy is basically "You broke my heart. Go obsess over Twilight without me because I love Carly. She makes me feel like I'm important and you make me feel like s***. So go away." Enjoy.
You better forget her, your ex
ooooo
You better forget her, your ex
ooooo
You better forget her, your ex
ooooo
You better forget her, your ex
ooooo

I call you on the telephone
I just got dumped, I'm so upset
My girlfriend said "Baby, just go home.
I have feelings a fictional vampire named Ed."
I'd love to have you keep me sane
I really need a new girlfriend
I got somebody right now on my mind
But I drunk myself blind
To the image of my ex
To the image of my new ex
Ohhhh… will you be next?

When I say "I love who?" you say "forget her."
(You better forget her, your ex)
When I say "It's her loss" you say "forget her"
(You better forget her, your ex)
She better get a life
If she is dreaming of being Edward's wife

I want that feeble-minded fan base overthrown
I'm not into vampire romance, I just care for my own
You welcomed me with open arms, that wasn't fake
I know she was fooling me
Eclipse caused my heart break

I don't really mind the fact you loved me
Ooh, before this great big fight
But I'll say what I really think tonight
Tonight, tonight

When I say "I love who?" you say "forget her."
(You better forget her, your ex)
When I say "It's her loss" you say "forget her"
(You better forget her, your ex)
She better get a life
If she is dreaming of being Edward's wife

My crazy girl's dead to you
She's part of a new world record
It stopped now? Nobody knows
But I read yesterday's letter
Saying "FORGET HER!"

She better get a life

She used to love me… I'm despised now
Obsessed with one thing… that book Twilight now
She used to love me… I'm despised now
Obsessed with one thing… that book Twilight now

She showed up late last night "Baby I didn't mean to displease ya…
I realized no one's real in Twilight, and with you by my side, life is easier."
"You've only been reading crazy books
And ya treat me real crappy sometimes"
But my girlfriend treats me good
And she makes me feel warm inside… everytime.

And when it comes to all your b*tching
You deserve forgiving
But don't come hook up with me
I'm Carly's...

When I say "I love who?" you say "forget her."
(You better forget her, your ex)
When I say "It's her loss" you say "forget her"
(You better forget her, your ex)
When I say "Team Edward?", you say "forget her"
(You better forget her, your ex)
When I say "Team Jacob?", you scream "FORGET HER!"
(You better forget her, your ex) Ooooooooooh.

When I say "Breaking Dawn" you say "forget her."
(You better forget her, your ex)
When I say "New Moon's On" you say "forget her"
(You better forget her, your ex)
When I say "Spunk Ransom*", you say "forget her"
(You better forget her, your ex)
"Wanna start slow dancin?", you scream "YOU BET YEAH!"
(You better forget her, your ex)

You improved my love life
And thanks for helping me through this strife.

Spoken: I mean "strife" sarcastically.
*Spunk Ransom- a nickname Robert Pattinson gave himself. He hates his given name, so he said "Just call me spunk ransom".

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