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Song Parodies -> "This Uncharming Ham"

Original Song Title:

"This Charming Man"

Original Performer:

The Smiths

Parody Song Title:

"This Uncharming Ham"

Parody Written by:

Emily Kirkham

The Lyrics

Punctured pigs insides
On a shelf in Sainsburys
Will nature make it smell of mould yet?
When in this charming fridge
This charming ham

Why pamper farm's complexities
When the bacon runs low
And we need some meat

I would not shoot a pig
Even for something to wear
I just think, it's gruesome
That that ham is covered in hair.

A jumped up veggie boy
Well the look of disgrace
He said 'Return the pigs'
He knows so much about those pigs
He knows so much about those pigs

I would not shoot a pig
Even for something to wear
I just think, it's gruesome
That that ham is covered in hair.

A jumped up veggie boy
Well the look of disgrace
He said 'Return the pigs'
He knows so much about those pigs
He knows so much about those pigs

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