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Song Parodies -> "(I’m Gonna Do) 500 Jogs"
Original Song Title:
"(I’m Gonna Be) 500 Miles"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Proclaimers
Parody Song Title:
"(I’m Gonna Do) 500 Jogs"
Parody Written by:
The Parody Author
The Lyrics
When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna rise,
I'm gonna hit that gym, it's my exercise.
And when I'm on the treadmill, oh, I'm feeling strong,
I'll run for miles, like Forrest Gump all day long.
But I would jog 500 miles,
And I would jog 500 more,
Just to be the one who's fit and feeling fine,
With a healthy heart and energy to the core!
When I'm at work, yes, I know I'm gonna strive,
To do my best, and keep the dreams alive.
But when it's lunchtime, oh, I'm gonna break,
I'll have a salad, no more donuts and cake.
But I would eat 500 greens,
And I would eat 500 more,
Just to be the one who's nourished and in shape,
With a balanced diet, I'm ready to explore!
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da,
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da.
When I'm with friends, yes, I know I'm gonna laugh,
We'll share some jokes and make some photographs.
And when we go out dancing, oh, we'll rock the floor,
We'll dance with joy, till our feet can't take no more.
But I would dance 500 times,
And I would dance 500 more,
Just to be the one who's smiling all the way,
With friends, life's a party, that's for sure!
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da,
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
I'm gonna hit that gym, it's my exercise.
And when I'm on the treadmill, oh, I'm feeling strong,
I'll run for miles, like Forrest Gump all day long.
But I would jog 500 miles,
And I would jog 500 more,
Just to be the one who's fit and feeling fine,
With a healthy heart and energy to the core!
When I'm at work, yes, I know I'm gonna strive,
To do my best, and keep the dreams alive.
But when it's lunchtime, oh, I'm gonna break,
I'll have a salad, no more donuts and cake.
But I would eat 500 greens,
And I would eat 500 more,
Just to be the one who's nourished and in shape,
With a balanced diet, I'm ready to explore!
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da,
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da.
When I'm with friends, yes, I know I'm gonna laugh,
We'll share some jokes and make some photographs.
And when we go out dancing, oh, we'll rock the floor,
We'll dance with joy, till our feet can't take no more.
But I would dance 500 times,
And I would dance 500 more,
Just to be the one who's smiling all the way,
With friends, life's a party, that's for sure!
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da,
Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da),
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
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