Welcome, here's your knife
Munchkin dressed in black
We're disguised as sheep
We will find the moose and squirrel fly in the air
Shoot them down for Fearless Leader
Everybody go kill moose and squirrel

Got some remote mines
Hide behind the doors
Commit moosiciiiiiiide
Help me break the moose
And tie him to a laser
We will please the Fearless Leader
Everybody go kill moose and squirrel

Bomb goes *BOOM!* but the fight is not through
Get the plans before walls come tumbling down!
Boris, look out! The bomb's right behind you!
So mad we almost ate it
Too bad the squirrel escaped it
Everybody go kill moose and squirrel

*Instrumental with bombs, cartoon sounds and Bullwinkle going, "Huh-hey, Rocky!"*

Moose just found our X-ray vision
Now we can't complete our mission
Everybody go kill moose and squirrel
Pray that they'll never never never never steal it
We'd have to go retrieve it
Everybody go kill moose and squirrel