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Song Parodies -> "Islam Only Wants To Rule The World"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants to Rule The World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tears for Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Islam Only Wants To Rule The World"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

These two songs come from the debut album of the Middle East rock group "Jeers for Kafirs" (Arabic for infidels) The first one is the breakout hit that went to #1 on the Jihadi Top 40. (Note: Second song is a parody of "Shout")
Welcome Shari'ah .... World is turning back
As you act like sheep
We do find you ... Lack the will to guard your nation
Turned your back on civ'lization
Islam only wants to rule the world

It's your modern mind ... It's your lack of faith
Own past you deride
Now you'll face the ... End of freedom and of pleasure
Rule of West won't last forever
Islam's time has come to rule the world

Comes a day when Allah will find you
Trembling hands as mountains come tumbling down
When he does, will you be right guided?
Too late to dodge his ire
Your fate to taste his Fire
Islam's time has come to rule the world

We can't stand blasphemed behavior
Allah made no son or savior
Islam only wants to rule the ....
Say that He never, never, never had a Partner
One prophet, named Muhammad
Islam's time has come to rule the world

Gone is freedom, earthly pleasure
Allah's reward lasts forever
Islam only wants to rule the world

(Heading off Side II is the latest hit "Marg! Bar!.. Allahu Akbar!" Note: "Marg Bar" means "Death to" in Farsi, as in "Marg Bar Amrika" or "Marg Bar Shaytan Bazarg" (Death to Great Satan")

Marg! Bar! .. Allahu Akbar!
These are the words that we shout from bazaars
Wallah .. We're talking to you .. Wallah
Marg! Bar! .. Allahu Akbar!
These are the words that we shout at Kuffar*
Wallah .. We're shouting at you .. Wallah

In Zionist times, we're really out to crush your soul
In black and white, your free speech we will soon control
Those moderate minds, you thought they were the real Islam
Kiss them good-by
Soon we'll have the nuclear bomb
Soon we'll have the nuclear bomb

Marg! Bar! .. Shaytan Bazarg!
These are the words that befuddle Kuffar
Wallah We're coming for you .. Wallah

You freed our lands
And in return we gave you hell
We don't give a damn
We're here to do the Prophet's will
We'll make you bow to Allah's will

Marg! Bar! .. Amriika Asghar*!
These are the words that we shout from bazaars
Wallah .. We're coming for you .. Wallah
Marg! Bar! .. Amriika Asghar!
These are our words as we burn down bazaars
Wallah .. We're coming for you .. Wallah

And when you think you've earned goodwill
If we can't change your diin
We really think we'll break your will
We'll really think we'll break your will

Marg! Bar! .. Shaytan Bazarg!
These are the words that break down the kuffar
(We really think we'll break your will)
Wallah .. We're targeting you .. Wallah

Marg! Bar! .. Allahu Akbar!
These are the words that you deem so bizarre
Wallah .. We're shouting at you .. Wallah

Marg! Bar! .. Tarmii al Kuffar*
These are the word that we shout from bazaars
Wallah .. We're targeting you .. Wallah



*Kuffar - the worst kind of infidel; *Asghar -- opposite of Akbar; *Tarmii al kuffar -- Shoot the infidels

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Anon - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Someone give this man 72 virgins at once! 5s all the way!
Callmelennie - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
The first song "Islam Only Wants to Rule The World" was originally done on a website called "The Peoples Cube" by a prolific parodist named Groucho Marxist. I reworked it to make it more thematically consistent with "Marg Bar .. Allahu Akbar", which I wrote as a reaction to Groucho's song
J.A. Thott - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
So a Mullah walks into a Marg Bar and says, "Give me a Rita. In fact, make it 72."
Rob Arndt - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
CML, how true, how true- 555! TY for doing an Anti-Islam parody. I'm on Syria and Israel still. Be great of you can do something with those two nations or about Putin's support for Assad :)
Jonathan - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Parody 1: awesome parody of an awesome song which is now stuck in my head again! LOL 5's
Parody 2: though not as awesome an OS as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" still pretty good also this one seems to have the minor pacing issue of extra syllables but oh well no harm done 455
Overall Score: 555
Callmelennie - June 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Thank you Rob and Jonathan. I had already done the parody of "Shout"' about a year ago on another website and I though I would pair it up with a rush job on "Islam Only Wants to Rule The World" And the thing clicked right away!! ... I think "Everybody Wants To Rule the World" is a superb song to parody because the melody is wonderful while the lyrics are just so so; which means you can hijack the song to great effect

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