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Song Parodies -> "Sell Your Clutter On The eBay Site"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants To Rule The World"

Original Performer:

Tears For Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Sell Your Clutter On The eBay Site"

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The Lyrics

Look in your attic
You May Find Some Junk
Thought Of Making Dosh?
Come and look at
This website where you can flog stuff
Such as iPods which may be duff
Sell Your Clutter On The eBay Site

Check Other's Feedback
Its For Your Own Good
Read The F.A.Qs
Helps you construct your
own profile and get a sale.
Get your item sent in the mail
Sell Your Clutter On The Ebay Site

Don't forget to list your postage costs
High bidders waiting for their purchase
When received they will be really happy

So glad my loft is now clear
So sad my junk was right here
Sell your clutter on the eBay site

I've just sold my old Shakespeare books
And i've sold some fisherman's hooks
Sell your clutter on the eBay site

Say that you could always always always always sell!
Your junk can now go to hell
Sell your clutter on the eBay site

All for money and a hobby
Also sold my kid's old teddy
Sell your clutter on the eBay site

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Johnny D - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
555, and thanks for the good advice, Jason --- I've got a lot of clutter that I could perhaps turn into $$$ !!! ;-)
Lionel Mertens - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Not that funny but It gets straight fives for the entertainment value.
Kristof Robertson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
A great "how to" set to a catchy choon! Great fun. 555
Jason - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to all 3 of you, particulary Johnny D and Kristof Robertson.
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You got me thinking with this one - what did people do before eBay? Car boot sales, I suppose. I know someone who just graduated who bought a dress for the graduation ball via there. I like how all the features of the internet are there, too. 555

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