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Song Parodies -> "Lean and Not Lean"

Original Song Title:

"Seen and Not Seen"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Lean and Not Lean"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

He would see booties on buses, in P.E., in Burger Kings, and
on trucks...
He thought that some of these booties might be right for him...
And through the years, by wishing an ideal booty contour onto his bod...
Or somewhere on the back of his bod...
That he might, by facial fill, grow his butt to surpass that of a beached whale.

The change would have no rebuttal...
It might split ten seats or so...
Gradually his ass would change its shape...
A more hung sag...
Broader, plumper cheeks...
Thicker crust...
And larger blackheads.

He imagined that this odd abnormality was shared by most other fatties...
They had also bloated their buttocks absorbing huge, yummy meals...
Maybe they imagined that their new butt would better fit their wicker furniture...
Or perhaps they imagined that their wicker furniture would be forced to change to fit
their wider clearance...
This is why ass impressions are often convex.

Although some fatties might cause tiny quakes...
They may have achieved dorsal circumference that pulls more gravitation to them...
They may have sparked a tidal disturbance blamed on some fiendish scheme, or planetary impact...
Some may have gluttoned half-ton spares, and then changed their pants.

He wonders if he too might have gained a little too much weight.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Fine writing!
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Almost obscene- 555!!!
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Porfle, any luck on "The 20 Timeless Episodes of Leave It to Beaver" dvd at Wal-Mart? It is in with the box sets at my store. Anyway, if you cannot find it and want it ask your store to order it for $10 and have it shipped to your store for pick-up. I don't think you have to pay nay S&H at all. It;s a great price and the eps are great. Just watched the Beaver go to pieces over Miss Landers getting married and when he won the fancy bike prize at the movies when he was grounded at home and snuck out with Larry! You really made me get back into several old series- thanks :)
Porfle Popnecker - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Rob for the comments! I saw some classic-TV dvds at Wal-Mart the other day but no Beav. I wish I'd had time to peruse them better--nothing like the oldies!
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, here's the Amazon link if you wanna order by mail:
Derry - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
You really blew this subject all out of proportion - no hips, flanks or butts about it! 555!
Porfle Popnecker - May 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob--thanks but me no has credit card. Derry--I heft to say I'm fattered by your gut reaction!

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