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Song Parodies -> "Aspie Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Once in a Lifetime"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Aspie Guy"

Parody Written by:

Chris "Emmanuel" Demmer

The Lyrics

An aspie is a person with Asperger's Syndrome (High Functioning Autism) its mean to make fun of a condition, but "I" have the condition and I'm paradizing myself really. This is like an intro to my life with my disability.
I might find myself, having an anxiety attack
I may find myself, in my own little world
i may find myself drinking 70 shots of 5 hour energy drinks
and i might find myself, stemming...with an imaginary girlfriend!
and i'll ask myself did i get here?

im just an aspie guy, throwing a tantrum on the ground
My IQ's very high, enough brain to go around
back to the store again, after my snuff is gone
it is med time, i know it cuz my mood is down.

i may ask the ugly girl, what are you staring at?
i may ask myself, where is that aspie soulmate
when i get depressed (immitate's Byrne's arm chopping) i cut my arm up with a knife
if my phsychologist finds out, i could get locked up for life

look at the aspie guy, trying to dance on the dance ground
i like a K2 high, a legal way to calm me down
rocking myself again, my sanity is gone
my soulmate's so fine, what do i want to do right now.

crazier than i ever was
getting a tobacco buzz
stoned off of risperidol
switching to houndal
don't mind Jessica
she is my younger cuz
aggitated becuz
coming off of buzz

i i don't want to die, and be burried underground
not a days gone by, i wonder off not to be found
the demented cop, sprayed me with pepper spray
i just called a waitress' fat, can't keep my comments to myself

i may ask myself, where is my nacho bell grande
and i may ask the class, who took my pencil?
and i may say that poker club's number 1
and i may yell to the crowd "MY GOD! HES GOT A GUN!"

it is stemming time, two hands flapping to my face.
i can tie my shoes, but i don't wanna touch the lace
i want to get real high, but all my snuff is gone.
im about to cry, cuz my snuff's nowhere to be found.
i am gonna die, if there's no caffeine to be found
im having a laughing fit, falling over on to the ground.
no more kool aid left, but i don't want to drink water
once in a life time, aspies will hunt everyone down

hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
chopping my arm up
doing aspie moves
hyper as i ever was

im the aspie guy
im the aspie guy
once in a lifetime...
This is not a published song, so please don't steal it or publish it without me and the artist's permission.

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Stonemason89 - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
David Byrne (lead singer of Talking Heads) self-identifies as having Asperger Syndrome, so this is quite an appropriate OS to choose!
Warren Baker - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome! Dug the descriptions and the actions. I agree with Stonemason89. An inspired choice for the parody.
spencer griffin - July 16, 2019 - Report this comment
I have Asperger's myself. This is great!! xD :D
Agrimorfee - July 17, 2019 - Report this comment
NT Father of an Aspie here, thanks for bouncing this one up Spencer. Well done, Chris!

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