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Song Parodies -> "Fight During Halftime"

Original Song Title:

"Life During Wartime"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Fight During Halftime"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

What happens when football players interupted the big game? They will be ruining a super bowl because they hate CBS because they thought NFL on CBS is a rip-off to Dexter's Laboratory!
Heard of a team that has terrible players totally ready to fight
Heard of their own coach who never triumphs,it can't be anything right
The heat of halftime,who's the big disgrace? I'm getting mad at those guys!
Ruined the big game,ruined the timeouts,right after telling some lies

This is no party,this is a nightmare,there's lots of interference
They're losing dinner,and missing parties,packing ultra violence

Attack the coaches and wide receivers,a special report has made
On my last resort,troubled by kickers,not telling them my fake name
Fights near a field goal,crowds are fighting,everyone settles the grudge
I play in the daytime,I sleep in the night time,hope that I never give up

This is no party,this is a nightmare,there was a big bad quarrel
This ain't no night club,happens at Green Bay,not falling for true peril

Texans of Houston,Lions of Detriot,Steelers of Pittsburgh,P. A.
You really know you won't stand all this battle somebody may see you laughing
They do some tackling,some power punting,back to their training these days
Some people beat up players,and beat up coaches,and it's getting worse this way
Get out of college,get out of high school! Ready to strike back this time?
Nobody is safe,nobody may die,we had a very bad day

This is no party,this is a nightmare,the game was interupted
The Oakland Raiders,the New York Giants,they're not acting so stupid

Trouble in halftime,ignored their coaches,they're beating up by the crowd
We got Patriots standing on sidelines,took a beating too loud
We love the Panthers,we love the Jaguars and we couldn't laugh but cry
I changed my lifestyle when chaos will start when the time is so right
The big game's ended,like never before,during the halftime,that is
Don't get exhausted,I'll have discussions about some rioting bliss
Worthless destruction,fellow aggression,maybe someone is injured
Maybe tomorrow,maybe the nexy day,somebody's feeling absurd
Turned up their battle,a halfime battle,some people had survived
The players punching at their funky fans,they never take me alive
Try to be careful,totally worthless,do not get in no offense
Try to be safety,don't become hopeless,you got to get out of this

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Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Or, if it's Florida vs. Florida State, a fight before kickoff!

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