It was a white wedding yesterday
I was at the scary alter
I dreaded all that I had paid
Especially for the sex after
Like a girl without her tom
Like a boy without his smell
I rather have gone gay
Than face the truth it has to tell

Goodbye sex I’ve had fun
Hope my penis still stays strong
Tried to use my hand sometimes
But my mom said it is a crime
Goodbye pleasure, Goodbye cum
Hope my sperm doesn’t go numb
It keeps shrinking, not to scale
Come tomorrow, I’ll be female