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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Sex"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Stranger"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Sex"

Parody Written by:

Alex Dow

The Lyrics

This is the song for men when they get married.:D
It was a white wedding yesterday
I was at the scary alter
I dreaded all that I had paid
Especially for the sex after
Like a girl without her tom
Like a boy without his smell
I rather have gone gay
Than face the truth it has to tell

Goodbye sex I’ve had fun
Hope my penis still stays strong
Tried to use my hand sometimes
But my mom said it is a crime
Goodbye pleasure, Goodbye cum
Hope my sperm doesn’t go numb
It keeps shrinking, not to scale
Come tomorrow, I’ll be female

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Justin - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Semi-funny and doesn't meet the pacing but for 2-3 lines. It's not the worst parody... just needs a bit of improvement. Keep working hard. - Justin

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