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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast Cooked By Kenny's Ma"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast In America"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Breakfast Cooked By Kenny's Ma"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

take a look at my plate, friend
see how little food i got
not much on my plate, friend
really did not get a lot

i'm a jumbo and i need fodder
not much here that i have saw
cause his family's kinda poor, now
i'm sitting here starting to fume
cause there's not a lot to consume

could we have sausage for breakfast ?
none i fear...none i fear
are all of you anorexic ?
there ain't much of a meal right here

simply awful...just a waffle
and it has been cut in half
i've just woke, sir...what a joke, sir
i don't wanna dine here with you
cause there's really nothing to chew

i'm so pissed at my poor friend
extra snacks, i shoulda brought
so mad at my poor friend
thanks to him, my morning's shot

after slumber, i simply gotta...
have a big meal, cooked by ma
i get grumpy...gotta warn ya
i'm hoping that mom will come through
cause this measly breakfast won't do

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