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Song Parodies -> "Jack The Ripper"

Original Song Title:

"Abracadabra"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve MIller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Jack The Ripper"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy Wild Feral Savage Child Ilgwom

The Lyrics

“jack the ripper” satire/parody of “abracadabra” by “the steve miller band” original lyrics & music by: new lyrics & music by: “jimmy “wild feral savage child ilgwom” written on “thursday, march 12, 2009”

in london, that jolly ole’ town,
There is a serial killer,
That been goin’ around.

He comes, he kills
And then off he goes,
Who is he? nobody knows.

Spreading arond, his fatal fame,
Not crazy nor stupid, but smart
And insane,

Smart and insane, just like me,
His service is free, but her life
Is he fee!

They call him jack the ripper,
No surgeon operates quicker,
They call him jack the ripper,
Jack the ripper!

Walking those foggy streets,
Late at night,
He’s going to take out more
Than his date tonight!

Making alley calls, at whitechapel,
With a doctor’s black bag,
And a surgeon’s scapel..

They call him jack the ripper,
No surgeon operates quicker,
They call him jack the ripper,
Jack the ripper!

What does he feel
As he crack’s her chest?
What does he feel,
As he strangles her to death?

He has worked up, quite a reputation,
With the members of the oldest profession,

I see his murder, through his eyes,
I can do the same, with his disguise,
Just to think he always gets away,
Wonder if they’ll know who he is
One day?

They call him jack the ripper,
No surgeon operates quicker,
They call him jack the ripper,
Jack the ripper!

Spreading arond, his fatal fame,
Not crazy nor stupid, but smart
And insane,

Smart and insane,
Just as I am,
Where’s the patient, er’ I mean victim!

Yeah! yeah!

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lycanwolfgirl - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS!!!

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