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Song Parodies -> "Abraviagra"

Original Song Title:

"Abracadabra"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Abraviagra"

Parody Written by:

Porkbeard

The Lyrics

Enjoy only if you are healthy enough for obvious innuendo.
When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute
Won't salute
Can't raise the flag
Love rocket
Has got jetlag

I get ready for a thrill
Every time that I take that pill
Take that pill, no hocus-pocus
People passing say, "Please, don't poke us!"

Abra, Abraviagra
Like Tyson it's gonna jab ya
Abra, Abraviagra
Abraviagra

It makes it plump, and that's no lie
If you're a midget, watch your eye
Energize my power tool
With the help of a blue capsule

Abra, Abraviagra
What's in the pocket of grandpa?
Abra, Abraviagra
Abraviagra

I feel the magic that's heaven sent
I feel the magic when I pitch a tent
Like a spike on a horny toad
Dictator with a penal code

I feel magic in my tower
Called the doctor after four hours
Just when I thought the swelling went away
Another dose and it's here to stay!

Abra, Abraviagra
Like O.J. it's gonna stab ya
Abra, Abraviagra
Abraviagra

I get ready for a thrill
Every time that I take that pill
Take that pill, no hocus-pocus
People passing say, "Please, don't poke us!"
Oh, no!

When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute

When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute

When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute

(Repeat to outro)
Copyright 2007

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Red Ant - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
5s plus. You did a bang-up (pun intended) job on this tough OS, and ought to submit it in one of the competitions on the messageboard.
Phil Alexander - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
It must have been hard to write this one...
Porkbeard - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Phil and Red Ant (also for the puns)! I am glad you enjoyed it, as I spent more time on this song than I typically do on parodies. I will consider submitting it for one of the contests and hope to record it sometime in the near future (believe me, it will have a whole other dimension)!
Yoidy - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
The granpa lined killed me and so did a few others. Very well done. 555!

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