When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute
Won't salute
Can't raise the flag
Love rocket
Has got jetlag

I get ready for a thrill
Every time that I take that pill
Take that pill, no hocus-pocus
People passing say, "Please, don't poke us!"

Abra, Abraviagra
Like Tyson it's gonna jab ya
Abra, Abraviagra
Abraviagra

It makes it plump, and that's no lie
If you're a midget, watch your eye
Energize my power tool
With the help of a blue capsule

Abra, Abraviagra
What's in the pocket of grandpa?
Abra, Abraviagra
Abraviagra

I feel the magic that's heaven sent
I feel the magic when I pitch a tent
Like a spike on a horny toad
Dictator with a penal code

I feel magic in my tower
Called the doctor after four hours
Just when I thought the swelling went away
Another dose and it's here to stay!

Abra, Abraviagra
Like O.J. it's gonna stab ya
Abra, Abraviagra
Abraviagra

I get ready for a thrill
Every time that I take that pill
Take that pill, no hocus-pocus
People passing say, "Please, don't poke us!"
Oh, no!

When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute

When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute

When my hard
Drive won't boot
My little sailor
Won't salute

(Repeat to outro)