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Song Parodies -> "Green Eggs and Ham (Part 2)"

Original Song Title:

"Rock You Like a Hurricane"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Green Eggs and Ham (Part 2)"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

The second part of my revisited mash-up of this classic Scorpions song and this classic Dr. Seuss story. See part one for background info.
A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

(Chorus x2:)
Sam I am
I don't like Green Eggs ahd Ham

Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.

I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

(Chorus x4:)

I don't like Green Eggs and Ham!

(guitar solo)

Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not. with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.

You do not like them so you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Sam! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

(Chorus x4)
Sam I am
Yes I like Green Eggs and Ham

Sam I am!

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Jonathan - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
yes I like Green Eggs And Ham the parody of course not entirely convinced the food would be safe for human consumption 5's

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